my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
this is probably one of the best posts i’ve ever seen
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
The thing about Chris was he said yes; he said yes to everything. He loved everyone. And he was the bravest boy― man I knew. He flung himself out of a foil balloon every day. Because he could. Because he was. And that’s why… we loved him.
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets…
When the doctor says things like these I like to remind myself he is actually a grandpa who has no idea what he’s saying.
Ten and Rose
I fully believe that this is what goes on in the Doctor’s mind when Rose is near.
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone