Do you have the gravity with you?
barakatjack:

shut up zack

barakatjack:

shut up zack

h34rtlines:

5 years and still wondering where the fuck did he get that ab scar :s

h34rtlines:

5 years and still wondering where the fuck did he get that ab scar :s

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

nightvaleian-librarian:

this is probably one of the best posts i’ve ever seen

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.